the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration.
Oooooh, a little shaky on that entry, but just look at that form!
These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
Boys are fucking weird
spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute
well i for one am fucking shocked
my landlord just brought a group of girls round to view our house because we are moving out next summer and I was in bed in my underwear doing work and they came in and I said “sorry ladies unfortunately I don’t come with the room” and none of them laughed it was pretty dire
wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well we need to find a way to celebrate immediately
terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):
- the do
- dingle dangle
- frick frack
- happy happy fun time
even the nicest boy u know wants to cum all over everything in sight